bananas in south west Germany

[Lesley Cox]

I believe the approved method of weather forecasting which is used in New Zealand is to put all possible forecasts into a barrel, drink 3 large Scotch whiskies then draw one out and read it.

It is incredible to me that boaties, fishermen and others who DEPEND on accurate forecasting are actually prepared to PAY for this service.

[Susan]

They only have three??

Susan

[Anthony Darby]

The council in Aberdeen is a useless bunch, with officials that are yet more useless... the city has a shortfall of 50million pounds in their budget... we don't know what day it is , half the time I think Hans may be right with his suggestion of cost saving measures!!

Their motto must be "Every expense spared"?

Also, we can't see any hills from Aberdeen, Hans!!

It must be raining then!?